Yo, Should I Dump This Asshole?

Yo, ask us if you should dump the asshole that you're dating, and we'll tell you. From the mind that brought you http://yoisthisracist.com and the other mind that brought you https://twitter.com/sacharmathias

Anonymous asked: dude he told me he was an ayn rand objectivist. (he said this like it was NORMAL. like, wtf?) because i was trying to be open-minded, i gave him a second date, and BIG SURPRISE, the second date he turned out to be a real asshole. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL. DUMP THAT ASSHOLE THE FIRST TIME.

Word up, that is 100% correct.