Yo, Should I Dump This Asshole?

Anonymous asked: Yo, she's in her early 20's and still a virgin, which I'm fine with, but we were about to do it at this party but her bedside table had a picture of her with her dad. Her dad is a fucking mob boss. I freaked out and pulled out. Should I dump her, or am I the asshole?

Oh man, her dad’s gonna MURDER you when he reads this, so it doesn’t even matter really.

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