Yo, Should I Dump This Asshole?

Yo, ask us if you should dump the asshole that you're dating, and we'll tell you. From the mind that brought you http://yoisthisracist.com and the other mind that brought you https://twitter.com/sacharmathias

Anonymous asked: So, this guy is a lot older than me, frequently talks about how he wants to kill me, and he stole my van to drive it to school for me and he also broke into my house to watch me sleep. He wouldn't put out until we got married and then when we had sex he beat me up. When I got pregnant he spoke to a guy I previously cheated on him with and they plotted together to drug me and abort the baby while I was unconscious. Also, he sparkles and his hair is ridiculous.

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