Yo, Should I Dump This Asshole?

Anonymous asked: I'm dating an asshole, but his dick is huge. But not like comic book huge, just like "holy shit that thing is perfect" huge. But again, he's really a pretty severe asshole. Should I dump him?

Hold up though, the fuck is a ‘comic book huge’ dick? WHAT FUCKING COMIC BOOK DOES THAT????

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