Yo, Should I Dump This Asshole?

Yo, ask us if you should dump the asshole that you're dating, and we'll tell you. From the minds that brought you http://yoisthisracist.com

Anonymous asked: Yo, my man recently proposed. I'm crazy about him. He's brilliant and funny and treats me like a queen and is an amazing father. He even taught me how to fix stuff on my car and expects me to be the mechanic of the family. But he drinks all the fucking time. I'm talking whiskey for breakfast drinking. Sometimes he cancels dates because he's too drunk or hungover. He also drinks and drives. He's a fun drunk, but still. Dump him and be heartbroken or marry him and be annoyed with his drinking?

I think you just described a Tennessee Williams play, which means RUN.