Anonymous asked: YO HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL YOU DUMPTRUCKS OUT THERE
Ok
Anonymous asked: yo I'm super into this girl but she made a weird comment about her boss being a "cheap jew", then insisted it was "ironic racism" and I was too sensitive. Shit I guess I should cross-post this to your other blog.
Honestly, even if you’re a total shithead who doesn’t care about racism, why would you want to date someone who doesn’t know what the word “ironic” means?
Anonymous asked: I dumped this girl and now I'm talking to hella girls, but this one girl I like doesn't seem to into me. I'ma work on it doe. Her and I are really similar. You think I gotta good shot?
Yo just be yourself, that’s the best shot you’ve got!
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend hates my fedoras.
Yo, everyone hates your fedoras.
Anonymous asked: She likes Ron Paul
YO YOU KNOW YOU NEED TO DIP ON OUT OF THERE
Anonymous asked: Those last two folks were depressing, yo.
They’re all depressing as fuck.
Anonymous asked: yo i wanna date this girl who is waay out of my league; what do i do? Do I play the long game and prove that I'm worth something, or do i talk to her now?
Yo, try to get your shitty personality to the point where you don’t think of dating women as a “game” before you make any moves.
Anonymous asked: I'M STILL SINGLE WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL SINGLE
YOU SEEM LIKE A REAL CATCH
Anonymous asked: Yo, how should the first kiss go down?
THERE ARE NO RULES FOR THIS
Anonymous asked: oh maaaaaan, you're the highlight of my day
NO DOUBT
