Anonymous asked: Isn't the non-douchey alternative to fedoras not wearing a hat?
Some actual realness might be more than you deserve, but for real, tho, not being an asshole will actually improve your sex life. Seriously.
It’s wearing a fedora, and it’s still wack as all jim jam.
GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE
Hard to say, yo.
You should dump that asshole for doing that without your permission.
PS. If there was any possibility you were actually cool with this, you wouldn’t have written in to some strangers on INTERNET.
That asshole should probably get out of the routine of dating you, then.