Anonymous asked: Isn't the non-douchey alternative to fedoras not wearing a hat?
IT IS!
Anonymous asked: Is there a non-douchey alternative to wearing fedoras? Like, are panama hats ok?
No.
Anonymous asked: As an asshole, I am constantly afraid that my sex isn't good enough. Do you have any tips on how to avoid being dumped?
Some actual realness might be more than you deserve, but for real, tho, not being an asshole will actually improve your sex life. Seriously.
steps asked: I’m not usually a fedora apologist, but I sure as fuck wouldn’t dump this guy.
SHOUTOUT TO MR JUMBO
Anonymous asked: Is there a female equivalent of wearing a fedora? I only really see them on dudes these days.
It’s wearing a fedora, and it’s still wack as all jim jam.
Anonymous asked: he wears a fedora
GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE
Anonymous asked: I thought the point of this blog was to get the juicy gossip on these depressing relationships?
Hard to say, yo.
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend told me he slept with another dude and I needed to be cool with it cause I wasn't fulfilling all his needs for sex. What should I do?
You should dump that asshole for doing that without your permission.
PS. If there was any possibility you were actually cool with this, you wouldn’t have written in to some strangers on INTERNET.
Anonymous asked: Yo... i don't even need to ask... i'm dumping this asshole.
OK
:-D
Anonymous asked: Yo, I asked my boyfriend if he'd start telling me nice things sometimes, and he said sure, he'd tell me he loved me on Wednesdays. I got all excited, but when Wednesday came, he said he was just kidding and anyway, he really hates routines.
That asshole should probably get out of the routine of dating you, then.
