Anonymous asked: For 5 dollars and a Gatorade I will dump the assholes on their behalf.
NOT A BAD DEAL
Anonymous asked: I dumped that asshole and it's the best.
We keep trying to tell you people.
Anonymous asked: I keep forgetting whether he's racist or Republican
ONE IS A SUPERSET OF THE OTHER
Anonymous asked: I really like him! he is so sweet and honest but literally screams virgin. But all the girls like him and he comes with extra baggage. Meaning that my best friend just happens to be in love with him...
LITERALLY THO?
Anonymous asked: yo i dumped that asshole but now he won't give me my jacket back
:-(
Anonymous asked: He wants to go to Chili's for our anniversary
SOUNDS CHILL LOL
Anonymous asked: He writes to other girls on Facebook and twitter how pretty they are and how much he wants to kiss them. Many times. Also he calls me offensive names when he gets mad and then says it's my fault or I'm taking things "out of context"
And what’s the depressing-ass reason you haven’t dumped him already?
Anonymous asked: Yo, I think I might be pregnant. He's not an asshole, but I am not sure if he will turn into one when I tell him I'm not continuing the pregnancy. Thoughts?
The depressing thing about this question is how it sounds like there’s even a fractional chance you’d stay with this dude if he got mad about you not keeping a pregnancy.
Anonymous asked: I'm not dating him yet, but there are tons of pictures on his Facebook of him wearing a fedora. Should I even bother?
Nope!
Anonymous asked: Isn't the non-douchey alternative to fedoras not wearing a hat?
IT IS!
