Anonymous asked: I hope some assholes got dumped this Valentine's Day.
FOR REAL THO
Anonymous asked: I choose to believe that all the questions here are made up, shit's too depressing otherwise.
Turns out shit is mad depressing tho.
Anonymous asked: I DUMPED THAT ASSHOLE AND DAMN I FEEL SO FRESH RIGHT NOW. PEOPLE, IF YOU'RE STILL ASKING YOURSELVES IF YOU SHOULD DUMP THAT ASSHOLE, THEN THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD JUST DO IT.
;-)
Anonymous asked: Yo, I dated him cause I was stupid enough to think I could ride his fame, and that fame wasn't much after all, and he wanted me to be his maid, so lesson is BE FAMOUS YOURSELF, why you need an asshole to do that for you
Yo there’s a lesson here but it’s not BE FAMOUS :\
Anonymous asked: Yo I'm an asshole and I'd like to dump myself, what's the procedure there
Therapy and/or volunteer work and/or smiling more and being nice.
Anonymous asked: Crossover question: My boyfriend has potential, but is definitely racist, and sexist, and he thinks gay marriage is wrong. I disagree, firmly, in just about everything he says. BUT, is there a possibility that I could change him? Can you turn racists into decent human beings or are they stuck that way forever? It would be a major accomplishment if I succeeded. I feel like if I did enough yelling, I could bring him over to our side.
Good luck explaining to him how you managed to consciously date a racist homophobe misogynist for so long once he’s on “our side.”
Anonymous asked: For 5 dollars and a Gatorade I will dump the assholes on their behalf.
NOT A BAD DEAL
Anonymous asked: I dumped that asshole and it's the best.
We keep trying to tell you people.
Anonymous asked: I keep forgetting whether he's racist or Republican
ONE IS A SUPERSET OF THE OTHER
Anonymous asked: I really like him! he is so sweet and honest but literally screams virgin. But all the girls like him and he comes with extra baggage. Meaning that my best friend just happens to be in love with him...
LITERALLY THO?
