Yo, Should I Dump This Asshole?

Anonymous asked: He's a libertarian, but otherwise perfect. I used to think I would never bend on my strict anti-libertarian dating policy, but when he's not talking about Ayn Rand or Ron Paul, he gives me butterflies.

He sounds like a monster asshole tho.

Anonymous asked: i hate him

You two should break up.

Anonymous asked: If you get dumped while you still have reservations to a nice place, do you cancel? Go on a ridiculously nice impulse date? Transfer it to some friends of yours?

You could also just go yourself and eat two meals. That’s how restaurants work, right?

Anonymous asked: that asshole dumped me so i got a perm

huh

Anonymous asked: i just told an asshole who just got dumped he shouldn't post shit on the internet like 'girls are always like ___ and that makes them bitches' and then felt bad cos this asshole is a person and is probably feeling shitty after getting dumped. should i dump my asshole self?

Why would you feel bad for some misogynist shithead because his ass rightfully got dumped? WHO GIVES A SHIT IF THAT ASSHOLE FEELS SHITTY

Anonymous asked: Yo how do I dump an asshole friend :(

JUST BE LIKE PEACE OUT FOREVER

Anonymous asked: I hope some assholes got dumped this Valentine's Day.

FOR REAL THO

Anonymous asked: I choose to believe that all the questions here are made up, shit's too depressing otherwise.

Turns out shit is mad depressing tho.

Anonymous asked: I DUMPED THAT ASSHOLE AND DAMN I FEEL SO FRESH RIGHT NOW. PEOPLE, IF YOU'RE STILL ASKING YOURSELVES IF YOU SHOULD DUMP THAT ASSHOLE, THEN THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD JUST DO IT.

;-)

Anonymous asked: Yo, I dated him cause I was stupid enough to think I could ride his fame, and that fame wasn't much after all, and he wanted me to be his maid, so lesson is BE FAMOUS YOURSELF, why you need an asshole to do that for you

Yo there’s a lesson here but it’s not BE FAMOUS :\