Yo, Should I Dump This Asshole?

Yo, ask us if you should dump the asshole that you're dating, and we'll tell you. From the mind that brought you http://yoisthisracist.com and the other mind that brought you https://twitter.com/sacharmathias

Anonymous asked: So I am wondering if I am an asshole for not wanting to date a guy more than 3 inches shorter than me. I know plenty of girls wont even date someone the same height as them, let alone shorter. But I am 6'1" and a lot of guys are shorter than me. I feel like an asshole because I meet some great guys that are short (like 5'6") and I also think that I would date a woman more than three inches shorter. But I feel like a pedophile when a guy is that much smaller than me. Thanks for the help. :)

You’re the one missing out!

Anonymous asked: My school's firewall blocks this site because apparently it's porn.

It’s fairly difficult to imagine anyone getting aroused by this, but, YOU DO YOU EVERYONE.

Anonymous asked: He's a nice guy, and he has a nice asshole

BRAG BRAG BRAG

Anonymous asked: I'm dating a really nice new guy but I still really really miss that asshole.

Why.

Anonymous asked: Yo, the asshole came crawling back and I coldly blew him off, nbd. 10 points for moi.

WAIT WE’RE KEEPING SCORE OH SHIT

Anonymous asked: Yo so I dumped the asshole and feel awesome, but we dated for like 3 years (I should have done it 2 years ago :c) and its been like two weeks how long do I have to wait for it to be respectable before dating again? I am pretty sure I feel ready already but is that normal?

IT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE

Anonymous asked: I'm hearing the word "misandry" a lot and I'm thinking it's a bad sign.

What could be bad about dating some delusional sexist asshole?

Anonymous asked: problem is, they're still assholes even after being dumped, huh

Yeah, but they’re not in your life anymore, which is good.

Anonymous asked: Hey, it's International Women's Day. Celebrate by dumping that asshole!

You actually don’t have to wait for any special day to dump an asshole, but have a happy International Women’s Day!

Anonymous asked: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD DUMP MY ASSHOLE IF YOU NVER UPDATE YOUR DANG-BLASTED BLOG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sometimes you just know.