June 2012
75 posts
Anonymous asked: she fucking cheated, now i feel like a loser.
Anonymous asked: more like assLOL!
Anonymous asked: i got dumped but I'm not an asshole : (
Anonymous asked: Yo, she thinks it's legit that ladies are getting banned from speaking in Congress because they used the word "vagina". Dogg, I have a misogynist girlfriend! What the fuck?!
Anonymous asked: So I met this guy on OKCupid who seemed really nice. He told me his middle name is "Jacob." Turns out it's "Julius." WTF? Who lies about something so stupid?
Anonymous asked: I've been seeing this really great guy for a couple of weeks. He is handsome, makes pretty good money, knows how to fly helicopters and loves spoiling me. Only problem is, he is way into bondage and S/M kind of stuff, and he wants me to sign a contract agreeing to be his "submissive" before we continue with our relationship. Should I dump this asshole?
Anonymous asked: Ok, so, I just texted my husband with the (reasonable, I feel) request that should I die before him he not resurrect me into a mindless flesh-eating zombie and he replied with "no promises."
Anonymous asked: he stole $55 from me..
Anonymous asked: Yo. We like to give each other handjobs in the movie theater. It's fun.
Anonymous asked: none of my friends want to hang with me anymore. :(
Anonymous asked: yo i'm lonely ):
Anonymous asked: I love cookies.
Anonymous asked: But I love him.
Anonymous asked: yo, she wont blow me!
Anonymous asked: Should I dump this guy if he invites me to his uncle's condo for our first weekend trip and then later reveals it's where he and his ex-wife had their honeymoon?
Anonymous asked: Fuck you for being such a Democratic Party machine stooge. Fuck Obama for being a weak as fuck president who has actually deported more immigrants than Bush, expanded the war on terror, started using cyber attacks (a brave new world of warfare). And fuck your tired ass sad view that electoral politics is the answer in this country. Pick red or blue - ooh you picked red so you are an asshole...
Anonymous asked: Can we ask about dumping friend assholes too?
Anonymous asked: HE WON'T PERFORM ORAL SEX BUT HE ASKS FOR ME TO DO IT AT LEAST ONCE A DAY. WHAT IS HIS DEAL.
Anonymous asked: she has an obama poster in her house...
Anonymous asked: He writes fanfictions about My Little Pony characters fucking.
