May 2012
134 posts
Anonymous asked: WHY DONT YOU ANSWER MY QUESTIONS MOTHERFUCKER. I NEED TO KNOW IF I NEED TO DUMP THIS ASSHOLE OR NOT
Anonymous asked: but forreal about this feisty chick: I'm a driven student dating someone who is probably objectively kind of a loser, but I really like being with him. What do I do?
Anonymous asked: Yo, he got me fired from my job because he punched my male co-worker for speaking to me (entirely work related and he heard everything we said), and constantly tries to fight my male friends (who I have never had interest in fucking) and stole a pound of weed from me. Starting to think we should break it off, what say you?
Anonymous asked: I love him and he's awesome and not an asshole, and his mom thinks I'm the best ever?
Anonymous asked: yo, so I'm a feisty overachiever and he's a) potentially flunking out of half his classes and b) a huge stoner. also c) we have nothing in common and d) the sexing is better than aite. Is one of us an asshole? Should this be over?
Anonymous asked: Yo, I'm addicted to cookies and my boyfriend lives in a trash can. I know we could have made better choices in life, but I don't get why the bird's against us visiting each other in the hospital. COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!
Anonymous asked: Met this guy from another province at work while he was on a business trip. He's a millionaire [he's on Wikipedia] he told me right from the start that he has a [pregnant] girlfriend so I stopped talking to him..he keeps texting me, telling me things are not going well with her, that he's not staying with her and insisting to come to visit. He keeps telling me he's not poor and...
Anonymous asked: Yo, if I somehow remove every shred of human empathy from my body will I achieve a higher standard of sexual performance? Or do people just like justifying wasted time with something we can't judge?
Anonymous asked: Yo is it weird that I think using a 1 to 10 scale to rate other people is shitty and gross?
Anonymous asked: My fiancé has always been adamant about never wanting to have children, and he is insisting that I sign prenuptials basically saying that, if I ever become pregnant, he can divorce me and keep everything, and pay no child support whatsoever. He says he won't get married if I don't sign. I'm not sure we won't change our minds, and I'm worried about the implications...
Anonymous asked: Yo, in the short few days this blog has been up, I have found out that a) I'm totally normal for not dumping an asshole because he was great in the sack and b) it's totally ok to dump that asshole, because there are other men who are great in the sack. Well done, YSIDTA.
Anonymous asked: So, I dumped this guy, but as soon as we were over he started being super douchey. I had people tell me he is no good and an assbag when I first started dating him, but I never saw the assbaggedness, like seriously he was super nice and funny. Like right after he found himself a 17 yr old (he's 26) and fucked her. Then he told me about it right after and said that he fears he can never have...
Anonymous asked: IS IT ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL TO KNOW YOU'RE A CHRONIC MASTURBATOR?!
Anonymous asked: Yo, my girl keeps pestering me about random shit like "lets hang out more," "be more like my friend _______," and other random annoying shit. Problem is I'm a 120 lb. sophomore in high school and a 5 at best (so I basically do everything she tells me... I skipped a volunteering event I signed up for to hang out with her). Shes an 8 (could be a 10 with bigger tits... just...
Anonymous asked: yo, my wedding is a month away and my fiancee just confessed that he cheated on me once years ago. I'm mostly mad that he told me now, right before the wedding.
Anonymous asked: Yo! My fiancee ignores me for videogames. And we're both pretty chill people.
Anonymous asked: What do you do when you're hanging out with someone who is just not funny. Maybe they are also an asshole, but mostly they are just not funny. Also they are your co-worker so you kinda can't leave.
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend is pro-choice and I am pro-life. I'm pregnant and he's being somewhat forceful about getting rid of it.
Anonymous asked: He's cheap and controlling but is the best sex I've ever had, and I've had a lot. He tells me what to wear, how to do my hair and criticized my "excessive toilet paper usage". He also insisted that I eat a cupcake with a spoon because that's the "right way".
Anonymous asked: I'm a cat and she's a dog and people keep insulting us for being in a same-sex relationship