Anonymous asked: She makes everything about her, and whines constantly about being depressed while refusing to seek help. But her mom is dying.
Anonymous asked: I'M STARTING TO THINK THERE MAY NOT EVEN BE AN EDDIE.
Anonymous asked: He's REALLY GOOD at sucking dick, but I'm a girl.
Anonymous asked: Yo, this is Eddie. WTF? Why did my girl dump me?
Anonymous asked: Shouldn't all assholes be dumped?
Anonymous asked: The guy Im dating for the past 2 1/2 yrs, started off by telling me he was divorced. I found out 6 months later, while pregnant, he was living with his wife. Hes cheated on me with a girl half his age & told me he had herpes, when he didnt. Hes pleaded with me for forgiveness & another chance. He says he made a mistake, that he loves me, he cant be without me, he didnt tell me he was...
Anonymous asked: Yo, my girlfriend and I actually have a great relationship, but her parents are super homophobic and want me to go away (I'm a girl too). She's never encouraged or tolerated that behavior, and she's always stood up for me, but she also really loves her family and wants to stay on good terms with them. I don't actually want to break up, but I'm scared I'm like a big...
Anonymous asked: You know what's great about being an asshole? SHE'S NEVER GOING TO DUMP ME. Because I am great. You know? People will put up a lot with for the assholes that they love. Suckers.
Anonymous asked: Yo are these people for real?
Anonymous asked: Dogg, I had sex like 3 times today.
Anonymous asked: Yo, I wish I'd been able to ask you about my husband like 20 years ago, before I had kids and became pretty financially intertwined.
Anonymous asked: He told me that I should act more helpless and less independent if I wanted to have guys chasing after me, but then he said that he and I should totally date. Should I friend-dump this dude?
Anonymous asked: This guy I'm dating is sweet and loves me, but he keeps changing his mind about his goals and is unemployed living with his parents. I want to travel the world and work internationally. I feel like he's getting in the way of my goals. Should I dump him?
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend is the only non-sexist guy I've ever met. Just felt like bragging. :) I didn't even think it was possible before I met him!
Anonymous asked: I've never had a boyfriend longer than a few months. Am I good at dumping assholes, or am I just an asshole?
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Anonymous asked: A guy who likes Ayn Rand but gives great blowjobs?
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Anonymous asked: He likes Star Trek and video games and is kind of bad at sex.