Anonymous asked: I love him more than anything in the world, and he treats me more amazingly than I could ever hope for. The problem lies in the fact he's in another country (USA to England) and there's an age difference of 11 years. Any advice?
Anonymous asked: he just got out of a three year relationship and is using me as an emotional crutch.. while withholding sex. he wants to be attached without attachment. should I dump this guy?
Anonymous asked: Yo, he is a fiscal republican, but grew up in the former Soviet Union. Is he excused from being dumped?
Anonymous asked: Yo she cheated on me like four times and then SHE dumped ME when I found out. Like what the fuck was that all about
Anonymous asked: yo, if you're worried about being "alone" after you dump your asshole boyfriend, either you don't know a whole lot about the world population or that asshole is using some fucked-up abuse tactics to keep you away from other people.
Anonymous asked: YO, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TEMPTED TO ANSWER A QUESTION "THAT ASSHOLE COULD TAKE A DUMP" BECAUSE THAT SHIT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
Anonymous asked: i'm sorry but i think we should see other people
Anonymous asked: yo, i know my boyfriend is an asshole but i'm afraid to dump him because i don't want to be alone.
Anonymous asked: WELL, I DID IT
Anonymous asked: i'm dating your mom
Anonymous asked: You're like the Dear Abby of my dreams.
Anonymous asked: Yo, you guys are like the go to for Ayn Rand dating Q's. He likes Atlas Shrugged but insists it's for the writing style and not the message. I find the two sort of inseparable though? Also, it's still just bad writing aside from the shitty ideals. He is otherwise smart and has no conservative or libertarian beliefs. I can forgive bad taste in prose, but what if it's more?
Anonymous asked: He's an asshole.
Anonymous asked: I'm dating a guy who has Ayn Rand books and a Bible in his otherwise good library. He said 'I don't like to hate on things if I don't know what they're about' and 'the Bible has some awesome stories in it'. Could he be hiding some conservative tendencies? Should I just dump him for having the books in the first place.
Anonymous asked: yo, i dumped him, but then i realized i was the asshole all along. it was like a shitty horror movie twist except i can't get a refund or complain about the director because i AM the director. which is like another layer on the shitty horror movie twist cake. you feel me, dogg?
Anonymous asked: Yo, any tips for what to do after the breakup when you kind of feel like you might die? Love your work and feel you have room to expand to a more comprehensive break-up advice service. And I'm bored of crying.
Anonymous asked: Yo, she says she wants to get married but she still wants to fuck other people and she has a boyfriend and we're both gay. We both really, really like going to bars together though.
Anonymous asked: she got 12 tittys
Anonymous asked: What is with all the Ayn Rand haters?
Anonymous asked: dude he told me he was an ayn rand objectivist. (he said this like it was NORMAL. like, wtf?) because i was trying to be open-minded, i gave him a second date, and BIG SURPRISE, the second date he turned out to be a real asshole. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL. DUMP THAT ASSHOLE THE FIRST TIME.
Anonymous asked: She's real pretty but she supports libertarianism and specifically Ron Paul?
Anonymous asked: you told me to dump him but then he admitted he was wrong and your advice was WRONG, son. It's cool though cause it was free advice.
Anonymous asked: he tried to deal drugs to my mom
Anonymous asked: she thinks it's okay to kiss other people while in a relationship, just not sleep with thems?
Anonymous asked: yo man, i don't want to sound pessimist, but dating earthlings is tough shit, myself included.
thefatcolombian-deactivated2012 asked: Yo, he denies being gay and likes "Atlas Shrugged"
Anonymous asked: YO MAN SHE IS THE PERFECT LADY BUT SHE PRATICALLY LIVES NEAR MORDOR, NEVERLAND AND TOO-FAR-AWAY. GODDAMN.
Anonymous asked: He doesn't read. Not, like, he CAN'T read - he just chooses not to.
Anonymous asked: Yo, seriously, just dump that asshole already.
Anonymous asked: She thinks falafel is "falawful" :(
Anonymous asked: Yo a heart is basically just for pumping blood, turns out that no emotions are kept there and fire is not actually an element.