Damn, I've made some stupid dating decisions. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Yo, that shit happens all the time, you just need to dump those assholes and try again.
June 2012
75 posts
For the past several months she's acted intelligently, gracefully, kindly, and with great taste. I enjoy spending time with her. She's never mentioned being conservative or super-religious or anything. But today she went on a horrifyingly ignorant rant about "Obamacare" (I am sure you'll receive a deluge of shit about this today, sorry). I didn't know what to do so I just walked away and didn't say anything.
Yo, just be like PEACE OUT.
My gf texts me, "It's like a dream come true to go on a date at Disneyland! I got so excited, I pleasured myself." What should I bring to well prepare myself for the splash mountain ride?
Gross, yo.
yo, the buzz on the internet is that your bee jokes are awesome.
We hive been working hard on them.
Excellent bee joke.
We’ll BEE here all week!
He never buys me flowers because he has allergies. But I like them. =(
Yo, you have to decide if you’d rather be with a person or a flower. Unless you’re a bee, in which case, GET THEM STAMENS, HOMIE. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
she likes george harrison more than me
Good lord that is some weak bullshit.
she touched my peepee! :(
Yo, that is ok for some people, but if it’s not ok with you, get out of there and call the police.
We're gay, and my boyfriend talks a lot about how much he dislikes effeminate gay men. Worth trying to explain why he's a homophobic twat, or should I just dump the fucker?
Yo, don’t live your life feeling like you always have to educate people who do bigotted shit, you can always feel free to just bounce on out of there.
Yo, he has a huge crush on Jennifer Aniston.
Yo, she was in Leprechaun.
Hope y'all's lovelives are going well!
That sentence was strangely difficult to parse.
he likes boobies
That can be an ok thing for some people, but if it bothers you and you told him and he won’t stop, then you should break up.
Yo, if you have to ask some strangers on the internet whether or not you should dump your significant other isn't that sorta a sign that your relationship is wack?
OH YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING
He plays videogames all day and he really sucks at them.
Yo, let’s not front like things would be better if he were good at that shit.
New website suggestion: Yo, should I mow my lawn?
YO THAT LEGITIMATELY SOUNDS WACK AS HELL
Whenever I say anything containing the word "nuts" he cups his balls and says, "Dez nuts?" :((
If you don’t think that’s hilarious, you should dump him. But that shit is hilarious, also.
He says "Ciao" instead of goodbye :(
OH DIP.
PS. That is mad wack though.
He's vegan and insists on calling me "agave nectar" instead of "honey."
Good lord this is a weak-ass joke.
she fucking cheated, now i feel like a loser.
CHEER UP YO, THINGS WILL PROBABLY GET BETTER
more like assLOL!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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