July 2012
35 posts
Anonymous asked: Yo, if he hits you, "get divorced" is step 2. Step 1 is "call the motherfucking cops."
Jul 31st
29 notes
Anonymous asked: he kisses like this :-3~
Jul 31st
7 notes
Anonymous asked: My husband hates on every race, and all ladies, and hits me, and acts lecherously towards other ladies. Uh oh, though, also I do not want to get divorced, and I I am not a perfect lady (have had previous boyfriends, cheated on my guy many years ago via a kiss). Hellllllp.
Jul 30th
15 notes
Anonymous asked: yo i lost an erection but she was actually pretty cool about it
Jul 27th
43 notes
Anonymous asked: He keeps artsy nudes of a girl he used to date.
Jul 26th
16 notes
Anonymous asked: He still goes to Chick-Fil-A
Jul 26th
71 notes
Anonymous asked: yo, why do fuck are people such assholes?
Jul 26th
6 notes
Anonymous asked: Yo, long-distance relationships blow.
Jul 25th
16 notes
Anonymous asked: He reminds me of my dad.
Jul 25th
11 notes
Anonymous asked: He is a robot. A robot Hitler. WHAT NOW, SON?
Jul 24th
17 notes
Anonymous asked: why doesn't he love me
Jul 24th
12 notes
Anonymous asked: He is a ghost. He is also Hitler.
Jul 24th
8 notes
giantsteps360-deactivated201305 asked: She plays video games
Jul 20th
2 notes
Anonymous asked: he took a dump on my guinea pig.
Jul 20th
20 notes
Anonymous asked: she's a two-hundred-year old virgin
Jul 20th
11 notes
Anonymous asked: she's a 28 year old virgin.
Jul 19th
216 notes
brocly asked: I like his dog more than I like him
Jul 18th
24 notes
Anonymous asked: Am I the biggest asshole in the world for becoming extremely turned off when men text me smiley faces?
Jul 16th
16 notes
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend is bad at fucking. There, I'm bucking the trend.
Jul 16th
11 notes
Anonymous asked: Yo, roughly what percentage of the questions you receive are people asking if they should break up with their asshole partners who are good at fucking?
Jul 16th
16 notes
Anonymous asked: Eventually everyone is going to dump their assholes and no one will need advice anymore. What're you going to do then?
Jul 15th
21 notes
Anonymous asked: he's the absolute worst
Jul 11th
12 notes
Anonymous asked: She has these ROCKIN boobs...
Jul 10th
6 notes
Anonymous asked: for real, though, is it weird for a 22 year old to be a virgin?
Jul 10th
121 notes
Anonymous asked: we'd probably all be better off if no one ever dated british royalty going back like 800 years or something
Jul 10th
13 notes
Anonymous asked: He is British royalty
Jul 8th
29 notes
Anonymous asked: I'm a good girl who wants to get married and he's an asshole player who doesn't want a relationship. But I love him and the sex is so fiendishly good! What to do?
Jul 8th
52 notes
Anonymous asked: I'm dating cookie monster
Jul 8th
32 notes
Anonymous asked: How weird is it for a 22 year old woman to still be a virgin? I told my boyfriend of a month and he flipped out. He said some hurtful things. I don't know if he's right (because maybe it is really weird and there's something wrong with me) or if he's being a jerk. He apologized for calling me frigid and now wants to get it on. Maybe I should just get it over with? My friends...
Jul 6th
101 notes
Anonymous asked: Yo? In a world where all the assholes are dumped, WHO IS GOING TO LOVE THE ASSHOLES?! Besides other assholes, I mean. And who wants to be loved by an asshole?
Jul 5th
25 notes
Anonymous asked: Yo! If you're here even THINKING about asking whether or not to dump this asshole, don't think twice. DUMP THE ASSHOLE.
Jul 5th
32 notes
Anonymous asked: I'm single. Should I dump myself?
Jul 4th
17 notes
Anonymous asked: I'm really confused and I have no idea what I'm doing here. I'm not dating anyone.
Jul 4th
11 notes
Anonymous asked: I finally got her to tie me up and pee on me, but now that's all she wants to do anymore!!!
Jul 2nd
22 notes
Anonymous asked: My girl loves The Avengers more than she loves me
Jul 1st
12 notes