Anonymous asked: Yo, if he hits you, "get divorced" is step 2. Step 1 is "call the motherfucking cops."
Anonymous asked: he kisses like this :-3~
Anonymous asked: My husband hates on every race, and all ladies, and hits me, and acts lecherously towards other ladies. Uh oh, though, also I do not want to get divorced, and I I am not a perfect lady (have had previous boyfriends, cheated on my guy many years ago via a kiss). Hellllllp.
Anonymous asked: yo i lost an erection but she was actually pretty cool about it
Anonymous asked: He keeps artsy nudes of a girl he used to date.
Anonymous asked: He still goes to Chick-Fil-A
Anonymous asked: yo, why do fuck are people such assholes?
Anonymous asked: Yo, long-distance relationships blow.
Anonymous asked: He reminds me of my dad.
Anonymous asked: He is a robot. A robot Hitler. WHAT NOW, SON?
Anonymous asked: why doesn't he love me
Anonymous asked: He is a ghost. He is also Hitler.
giantsteps360-deactivated201305 asked: She plays video games
Anonymous asked: he took a dump on my guinea pig.
Anonymous asked: she's a two-hundred-year old virgin
Anonymous asked: she's a 28 year old virgin.
brocly asked: I like his dog more than I like him
Anonymous asked: Am I the biggest asshole in the world for becoming extremely turned off when men text me smiley faces?
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend is bad at fucking. There, I'm bucking the trend.
Anonymous asked: Yo, roughly what percentage of the questions you receive are people asking if they should break up with their asshole partners who are good at fucking?
Anonymous asked: Eventually everyone is going to dump their assholes and no one will need advice anymore. What're you going to do then?
Anonymous asked: he's the absolute worst
Anonymous asked: She has these ROCKIN boobs...
Anonymous asked: for real, though, is it weird for a 22 year old to be a virgin?
Anonymous asked: we'd probably all be better off if no one ever dated british royalty going back like 800 years or something
Anonymous asked: He is British royalty
Anonymous asked: I'm a good girl who wants to get married and he's an asshole player who doesn't want a relationship. But I love him and the sex is so fiendishly good! What to do?
Anonymous asked: I'm dating cookie monster
Anonymous asked: How weird is it for a 22 year old woman to still be a virgin? I told my boyfriend of a month and he flipped out. He said some hurtful things. I don't know if he's right (because maybe it is really weird and there's something wrong with me) or if he's being a jerk. He apologized for calling me frigid and now wants to get it on. Maybe I should just get it over with? My friends...
Anonymous asked: Yo? In a world where all the assholes are dumped, WHO IS GOING TO LOVE THE ASSHOLES?! Besides other assholes, I mean. And who wants to be loved by an asshole?
Anonymous asked: Yo! If you're here even THINKING about asking whether or not to dump this asshole, don't think twice. DUMP THE ASSHOLE.
Anonymous asked: I'm single. Should I dump myself?
Anonymous asked: I'm really confused and I have no idea what I'm doing here. I'm not dating anyone.
Anonymous asked: I finally got her to tie me up and pee on me, but now that's all she wants to do anymore!!!
Anonymous asked: My girl loves The Avengers more than she loves me