June 2012
75 posts
Anonymous asked: So, I was dating this one guy and he made me feel bad about myself, so I dumped him. Now I'm dating this other guy and he makes me feel really good about myself, and he acts so happy when I wish his dishes for him. Also we had a fivesome the other day. And his butt is really cute. JUST WANTED TO SHARE, HOMIE.
Anonymous asked: He told me he needed a month long break (which involved flat-out dumping me) because our political views are too different, and he needs to "find himself".
Anonymous asked: He drove to my place to pick me up but his entire front seat was full of crap. Instead of clearing it out so I could sit next to him he told me to sit in the back seat and held my hand while driving. He also tried to eat a twinkie while he was driving AND simultaneously holding my hand.
Anonymous asked: He's not racist but makes racist jokes ironically?
Anonymous asked: She's an alcoholic and abuses prescription drugs. She gets wasted and insanely jealous. She hates my kids.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought of getting a hype man who shouts things like "MOST RELATIONSHIP ISSUES CAN BE RESOLVED BY TALKING THINGS OUT IN A MATURE AND UNDERSTANDING WAY" or "THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVE AND INFATUATION"?
Anonymous asked: YO, we're two different religions, and we decided to up and get married. She won't get married in my church and her church won't marry her to me unless I convert. I was all like, "Yo, why not just get married in the park instead of at either of our churches?" and she's all like "NAW DOGG IT AINT EVEN LIKE THAT!" We've been together for years and this...
Anonymous asked: Yo, I know a guy who legit thinks the earth is flat and that the sun revolves around it (for religious reasons). My friend started dating him and I want to tell her to dump that idiot but I'm not sure if it's my business to do that. Advice?
Anonymous asked: my girl is thedream, but she has wack opinions. is it cool to stay with her even if she thinks abortion is 'morally wrong', that systemic racism doesn't exist, that higher education should not be avaliable for everyone and that her brother ain't racist when HE IS TOTALLY FUCKING RACIST. Do beliefs like that matter for relationships? p.s. she has nice eyes and makes me laugh
Anonymous asked: He is not sure about global warming and come to think of it is just mad stupid about pretty much everything
Anonymous asked: I'm single :(
Anonymous asked: Almost every time I had sex with my boyfriend, afterwards I would ask "Will you just lay on top of me for like fifteen minutes?" Like I would literally say that exact sentence. And then he would set a timer on his phone for ten as a compromise because he didn't like doing it. If he had written in with a "yo, my boyfriend keeps asking me to lay on top of him even though he...
Anonymous asked: YO THAT ASSHOLE DUMPED ME
Anonymous asked: He took me to a date at TGI Friday's.
Anonymous asked: I thought this site would be funny but it is just depressing as hell. Most of the people writing in are victims of abuse so it's not like you can even make fun of them.
Anonymous asked: Today was my birthday. It was the first day this year we've seen eachother. He looked at what I was texting called him a fucking douchebag [I really hate when people look at what im texting or look at my messages in general, i was just responding to someone who told me happy birthday], then he did the "it was a joke!" thing which made me even more mad and called him retarded. Then...
Anonymous asked: I was 18, he was 24. He fed me a weed brownie without my knowledge and then -- as it started to kick in -- started berating me for being "a little conventional c*nt" and that I was everything that was wrong with the world. As I started to tear up because I was so confused, he sneered, "What are you gonna cry now?" and called me fat for eating the brownie. Then he started...
Anonymous asked: I AVOIDED DATING THAT ASSHOLE IN THE FIRST PLACE. Didn't want to give him the satisfaction.
Anonymous asked: We met on OK Cupid. We've been dating for six months. He continues to use OK Cupid actively. For a while I just went off the website because I only ever used it to see if he was still active (he was, on a daily basis). Recently I suspected he was ignoring my phone calls by pretending to be asleep, so I signed back up for OK Cupid to see if he was online. And he was. I brought it up that day,...
Anonymous asked: yo I once dated someone who didn't believe in global warming but later it turned out he was just pretending that he didn't believe in it in order to play devil's advocate...? or to mess with me...? unclear. ANYWAY I DUMPED THAT ASSHOLE
