Anonymous asked: Damn, I've made some stupid dating decisions. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Anonymous asked: For the past several months she's acted intelligently, gracefully, kindly, and with great taste. I enjoy spending time with her. She's never mentioned being conservative or super-religious or anything. But today she went on a horrifyingly ignorant rant about "Obamacare" (I am sure you'll receive a deluge of shit about this today, sorry). I didn't know what to do...
Anonymous asked: My gf texts me, "It's like a dream come true to go on a date at Disneyland! I got so excited, I pleasured myself." What should I bring to well prepare myself for the splash mountain ride?
Anonymous asked: yo, the buzz on the internet is that your bee jokes are awesome.
Anonymous asked: Excellent bee joke.
Anonymous asked: He never buys me flowers because he has allergies. But I like them. =(
Anonymous asked: she likes george harrison more than me
Anonymous asked: she touched my peepee! :(
Anonymous asked: We're gay, and my boyfriend talks a lot about how much he dislikes effeminate gay men. Worth trying to explain why he's a homophobic twat, or should I just dump the fucker?
Anonymous asked: Yo, he has a huge crush on Jennifer Aniston.
Anonymous asked: Hope y'all's lovelives are going well!
Anonymous asked: he likes boobies
Anonymous asked: Yo, if you have to ask some strangers on the internet whether or not you should dump your significant other isn't that sorta a sign that your relationship is wack?
Anonymous asked: He plays videogames all day and he really sucks at them.
Anonymous asked: New website suggestion: Yo, should I mow my lawn?
Anonymous asked: Whenever I say anything containing the word "nuts" he cups his balls and says, "Dez nuts?" :((
Anonymous asked: He says "Ciao" instead of goodbye :(
Anonymous asked: He's vegan and insists on calling me "agave nectar" instead of "honey."
Anonymous asked: she fucking cheated, now i feel like a loser.
Anonymous asked: more like assLOL!
Anonymous asked: i got dumped but I'm not an asshole : (
Anonymous asked: Yo, she thinks it's legit that ladies are getting banned from speaking in Congress because they used the word "vagina". Dogg, I have a misogynist girlfriend! What the fuck?!
Anonymous asked: So I met this guy on OKCupid who seemed really nice. He told me his middle name is "Jacob." Turns out it's "Julius." WTF? Who lies about something so stupid?
Anonymous asked: I've been seeing this really great guy for a couple of weeks. He is handsome, makes pretty good money, knows how to fly helicopters and loves spoiling me. Only problem is, he is way into bondage and S/M kind of stuff, and he wants me to sign a contract agreeing to be his "submissive" before we continue with our relationship. Should I dump this asshole?
Anonymous asked: Ok, so, I just texted my husband with the (reasonable, I feel) request that should I die before him he not resurrect me into a mindless flesh-eating zombie and he replied with "no promises."
Anonymous asked: he stole $55 from me..
Anonymous asked: Yo. We like to give each other handjobs in the movie theater. It's fun.
Anonymous asked: none of my friends want to hang with me anymore. :(
Anonymous asked: yo i'm lonely ):
Anonymous asked: I love cookies.
Anonymous asked: But I love him.
Anonymous asked: yo, she wont blow me!
Anonymous asked: Should I dump this guy if he invites me to his uncle's condo for our first weekend trip and then later reveals it's where he and his ex-wife had their honeymoon?
Anonymous asked: Fuck you for being such a Democratic Party machine stooge. Fuck Obama for being a weak as fuck president who has actually deported more immigrants than Bush, expanded the war on terror, started using cyber attacks (a brave new world of warfare). And fuck your tired ass sad view that electoral politics is the answer in this country. Pick red or blue - ooh you picked red so you are an asshole...
Anonymous asked: Can we ask about dumping friend assholes too?
Anonymous asked: HE WON'T PERFORM ORAL SEX BUT HE ASKS FOR ME TO DO IT AT LEAST ONCE A DAY. WHAT IS HIS DEAL.
Anonymous asked: she has an obama poster in her house...
Anonymous asked: He writes fanfictions about My Little Pony characters fucking.
Anonymous asked: I think I might be the asshole, completely unintentionally . . .
Anonymous asked: He seems normal but his facebook lists Atlas Shrugged as one of his favorite books. Should I give him a chance?
Anonymous asked: Yo, is it okay to date an asshole if you treat them like an asshole in return?
Anonymous asked: Do you think it's okay to date someone even if you know they're an asshole, but you think it might be fun for a little while? When it's not fun anymore then you dump them of course.
Anonymous asked: He calls me a bitch and all he wants out of the relationship is sex (he's pretty good at it) but he makes tons of money???
Anonymous asked: yo, i love this guy but we are moving far apart to go to university soon, we've been together 2 years but we're only 18, he isn't an asshole but would it be smarter to dump him to save heartbreak through distance? help me out dogg
Anonymous asked: Dude hates eating pussy and I loooove having my pussy eaten. But...I love him and he has a huge dick.
Anonymous asked: yo, im dating a girl who turned my singing as her ringtone
Anonymous asked: He's a Republican Mormon who thinks that pride parades "don't help the gay case," that liberals who don't know the Bible are "ignorant idiots," and tells me (jokingly) that "men come first" when I talk about feminism. Also, he's seeing another woman at the same time. Hell, why am I asking?
Anonymous asked: I liked this girl who seemed really nice and smart for a while but then I found out that she's a conspiracy theorist and a Ron Paul supporter, and then I stopped being interested in her. Right decision?
Anonymous asked: So, I was dating this one guy and he made me feel bad about myself, so I dumped him. Now I'm dating this other guy and he makes me feel really good about myself, and he acts so happy when I wish his dishes for him. Also we had a fivesome the other day. And his butt is really cute. JUST WANTED TO SHARE, HOMIE.
Anonymous asked: He told me he needed a month long break (which involved flat-out dumping me) because our political views are too different, and he needs to "find himself".