May 2012
134 posts
Anonymous asked: Yo! My fiancee ignores me for videogames. And we're both pretty chill people.
Anonymous asked: What do you do when you're hanging out with someone who is just not funny. Maybe they are also an asshole, but mostly they are just not funny. Also they are your co-worker so you kinda can't leave.
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend is pro-choice and I am pro-life. I'm pregnant and he's being somewhat forceful about getting rid of it.
Anonymous asked: He's cheap and controlling but is the best sex I've ever had, and I've had a lot. He tells me what to wear, how to do my hair and criticized my "excessive toilet paper usage". He also insisted that I eat a cupcake with a spoon because that's the "right way".
Anonymous asked: I'm a cat and she's a dog and people keep insulting us for being in a same-sex relationship
Anonymous asked: Yo, asshole is making rape jokes about me when I'm not around.
Anonymous asked: The figurative asshole I am dating tried to metaphorically screw me in my euphemistic backdoor the other day, even though we have only gotten to first base so far, metaphorically speaking. Should I dump him, literally? Like, in a lake or a manhole or something?
Anonymous asked: I was seeing a literal pussy, but now I am dating a literal asshole. I am a literal dick.
Anonymous asked: My wife is awesome and can really cook. But there might be someone better out there. BTW, I'm totally awesome and great at the sexing, so don't try and spin this around on me. Should I dump her?
Anonymous asked: Yo my boyfriend hasn't had sex with me since my birthday....which is in August. He tells me I'm beautiful and that he's still attracted to me. We make out and every now and then he'll let me give him a bj. I've tried eveything. I love him but its getting harder and harder to resist the guys that hit on me. I think I should cheat once, get right, and go back to sexlessness....
Anonymous asked: I'm definitely a 6 when I wake up, and with basic hair & makeup I would say (and have been told) that I'm at least an 8 (real world- not model standards). I don't like to be judged for my looks so I'm usually not done up (JK-I'm just really lazy). Anyway, my guy seems to think he's a 9. He's not, he's a 6 or 7 TOPS and he has no sense of humor, so that...
Anonymous asked: Shouldn't these people realize that if it takes them an entire paragraph to describe the bad aspects of their partner, and only one sentence to describe the good aspects, then they should obviously dump them?
Anonymous asked: So, this guy is a lot older than me, frequently talks about how he wants to kill me, and he stole my van to drive it to school for me and he also broke into my house to watch me sleep. He wouldn't put out until we got married and then when we had sex he beat me up. When I got pregnant he spoke to a guy I previously cheated on him with and they plotted together to drug me and abort the baby...
Anonymous asked: He hates Obama, and thinks Lincoln was the worst president in history. I don't know a lot about politics, but this seems fishy.
Anonymous asked: She makes everything about her, and whines constantly about being depressed while refusing to seek help. But her mom is dying.
Anonymous asked: I'M STARTING TO THINK THERE MAY NOT EVEN BE AN EDDIE.
Anonymous asked: He's REALLY GOOD at sucking dick, but I'm a girl.
Anonymous asked: Yo, this is Eddie. WTF? Why did my girl dump me?
Anonymous asked: Shouldn't all assholes be dumped?
Anonymous asked: The guy Im dating for the past 2 1/2 yrs, started off by telling me he was divorced. I found out 6 months later, while pregnant, he was living with his wife. Hes cheated on me with a girl half his age & told me he had herpes, when he didnt. Hes pleaded with me for forgiveness & another chance. He says he made a mistake, that he loves me, he cant be without me, he didnt tell me he was...
