May 2012
134 posts
Anonymous asked: Yo, my girlfriend and I actually have a great relationship, but her parents are super homophobic and want me to go away (I'm a girl too). She's never encouraged or tolerated that behavior, and she's always stood up for me, but she also really loves her family and wants to stay on good terms with them. I don't actually want to break up, but I'm scared I'm like a big...
Anonymous asked: You know what's great about being an asshole? SHE'S NEVER GOING TO DUMP ME. Because I am great. You know? People will put up a lot with for the assholes that they love. Suckers.
Anonymous asked: Yo are these people for real?
Anonymous asked: Dogg, I had sex like 3 times today.
Anonymous asked: Yo, I wish I'd been able to ask you about my husband like 20 years ago, before I had kids and became pretty financially intertwined.
Anonymous asked: He told me that I should act more helpless and less independent if I wanted to have guys chasing after me, but then he said that he and I should totally date. Should I friend-dump this dude?
Anonymous asked: This guy I'm dating is sweet and loves me, but he keeps changing his mind about his goals and is unemployed living with his parents. I want to travel the world and work internationally. I feel like he's getting in the way of my goals. Should I dump him?
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend is the only non-sexist guy I've ever met. Just felt like bragging. :) I didn't even think it was possible before I met him!
Anonymous asked: I've never had a boyfriend longer than a few months. Am I good at dumping assholes, or am I just an asshole?
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Anonymous asked: A guy who likes Ayn Rand but gives great blowjobs?
Anonymous asked: Skrillex.
Anonymous asked: BLAH BLAH BLAH HE'S A MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BLAH BLAH BUT HE'S GOOD AT SEXING.
Anonymous asked: He likes Star Trek and video games and is kind of bad at sex.
Anonymous asked: Yo, my best friend is dating a HUGE ASSHOLE. How can I get rid of her? Like put a bunch of bees in her house at night and hope she's allergic?
Anonymous asked: Yo, he's sweet/kind/hot/smart/fun/caring etc. but convinced he's a vampire.
Anonymous asked: My imaginary girlfriend?
Anonymous asked: Also, yo, regarding that dude earlier who's waiting for this chick to dump her boyfriend at the end of the summer -- who the fuck premeditates a dumping three months ahead of time?!
Anonymous asked: No question, I just want to say visiting this website should be MANDATORY. For real. You guys should get paid by the Government because THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE.
Anonymous asked: I'm dating an asshole, but his dick is huge. But not like comic book huge, just like "holy shit that thing is perfect" huge. But again, he's really a pretty severe asshole. Should I dump him?
