May 2013
4 posts
Anonymous asked: He's pretty much Archie Bunker and I can't condone any of his behavior or his values.... But he's nice to me, he's fun to be with, and he makes me happy like no other. I'm not dumping this ahole. Cool?
Anonymous asked: Yo. He blew off my birthday. And Valentine's. And Christmas. He has a million little things about myself he'd like me to "work on" but if I say the same to him he tells me I'm overreacting. That he is who he is, like it or not. Not sure I like any of it anymore. Should I dump this asshole?
Anonymous asked: he's really sweet and i really like him but a. he's always at my house at weird hours??? like at 7 am and i don't ask him to be? or 11 pm when i get home from the airport? and he never tells me he's coming over? and b. i'm the "only person in the world he trusts" and that is a LOT OF PRESSURE
Anonymous asked: I'm pretty sure he'll attempt suicide if I dump him. My relationship is now a hostage situation. :(
April 2013
7 posts
Anonymous asked: he demanded to know an exact timeframe of when i'm going to get over the holocaust, "because he got over the potato famine a long time ago." i'm a jewish woman who had most of her family tree obliterated. his family is like 6th generation irish americans.
Anonymous asked: not even dating this dude, i like him a lot but he dated a now ex-friend and was dishonest with her and me about his feelings for me the whole time. think i should dump him and myself for even entertaining the idea
Anonymous asked: I am a WOC and I am dating a white guy. When issues of race are discussed, he gets defensive and accuses me of having poor delivery—i.e., I am too aggressive. I get hurt and end up crying every time. Should I dump him? I also kinda feel like I won’t date white people anymore.
Anonymous asked: So I am wondering if I am an asshole for not wanting to date a guy more than 3 inches shorter than me. I know plenty of girls wont even date someone the same height as them, let alone shorter. But I am 6'1" and a lot of guys are shorter than me. I feel like an asshole because I meet some great guys that are short (like 5'6") and I also think that I would date a woman more than...
Anonymous asked: My school's firewall blocks this site because apparently it's porn.
Anonymous asked: He's a nice guy, and he has a nice asshole
Anonymous asked: I'm dating a really nice new guy but I still really really miss that asshole.
March 2013
8 posts
Anonymous asked: Yo, the asshole came crawling back and I coldly blew him off, nbd. 10 points for moi.
Anonymous asked: Yo so I dumped the asshole and feel awesome, but we dated for like 3 years (I should have done it 2 years ago :c) and its been like two weeks how long do I have to wait for it to be respectable before dating again? I am pretty sure I feel ready already but is that normal?
Anonymous asked: I'm hearing the word "misandry" a lot and I'm thinking it's a bad sign.
Anonymous asked: problem is, they're still assholes even after being dumped, huh
Anonymous asked: Hey, it's International Women's Day. Celebrate by dumping that asshole!
Anonymous asked: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD DUMP MY ASSHOLE IF YOU NVER UPDATE YOUR DANG-BLASTED BLOG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Anonymous asked: Yo my boyfriend told me that no one would be seeing my tits besides him as long as we're together. Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's my body and it isn't cheating as long as I'm not doing anything sexual with my exposed tits, yes?
Anonymous asked: What are the odds that someone who is "fiscally conservative" isn't at best an asshole and at worst a racist?
Anonymous asked: Yo, I'm almost certain that you can take anyone you like to a ridiculously nice place, they don't check whether you're fucking. I don't think. I've never been anywhere nice.
February 2013
15 posts
Anonymous asked: He's a libertarian, but otherwise perfect. I used to think I would never bend on my strict anti-libertarian dating policy, but when he's not talking about Ayn Rand or Ron Paul, he gives me butterflies.
Anonymous asked: i hate him
Anonymous asked: If you get dumped while you still have reservations to a nice place, do you cancel? Go on a ridiculously nice impulse date? Transfer it to some friends of yours?
Anonymous asked: that asshole dumped me so i got a perm
Anonymous asked: i just told an asshole who just got dumped he shouldn't post shit on the internet like 'girls are always like ___ and that makes them bitches' and then felt bad cos this asshole is a person and is probably feeling shitty after getting dumped. should i dump my asshole self?
Anonymous asked: Yo how do I dump an asshole friend :(
Anonymous asked: I hope some assholes got dumped this Valentine's Day.
Anonymous asked: I choose to believe that all the questions here are made up, shit's too depressing otherwise.
Anonymous asked: I DUMPED THAT ASSHOLE AND DAMN I FEEL SO FRESH RIGHT NOW. PEOPLE, IF YOU'RE STILL ASKING YOURSELVES IF YOU SHOULD DUMP THAT ASSHOLE, THEN THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD JUST DO IT.
Anonymous asked: Yo, I dated him cause I was stupid enough to think I could ride his fame, and that fame wasn't much after all, and he wanted me to be his maid, so lesson is BE FAMOUS YOURSELF, why you need an asshole to do that for you
Anonymous asked: Yo I'm an asshole and I'd like to dump myself, what's the procedure there
Anonymous asked: Crossover question: My boyfriend has potential, but is definitely racist, and sexist, and he thinks gay marriage is wrong. I disagree, firmly, in just about everything he says. BUT, is there a possibility that I could change him? Can you turn racists into decent human beings or are they stuck that way forever? It would be a major accomplishment if I succeeded. I feel like if I did enough yelling,...
Anonymous asked: For 5 dollars and a Gatorade I will dump the assholes on their behalf.
Anonymous asked: I dumped that asshole and it's the best.
Anonymous asked: I keep forgetting whether he's racist or Republican
January 2013
24 posts
Anonymous asked: I really like him! he is so sweet and honest but literally screams virgin. But all the girls like him and he comes with extra baggage. Meaning that my best friend just happens to be in love with him...
Anonymous asked: yo i dumped that asshole but now he won't give me my jacket back
Anonymous asked: He wants to go to Chili's for our anniversary
Anonymous asked: He writes to other girls on Facebook and twitter how pretty they are and how much he wants to kiss them. Many times. Also he calls me offensive names when he gets mad and then says it's my fault or I'm taking things "out of context"
Anonymous asked: Yo, I think I might be pregnant. He's not an asshole, but I am not sure if he will turn into one when I tell him I'm not continuing the pregnancy. Thoughts?
Anonymous asked: I'm not dating him yet, but there are tons of pictures on his Facebook of him wearing a fedora. Should I even bother?
Anonymous asked: Isn't the non-douchey alternative to fedoras not wearing a hat?
Anonymous asked: Is there a non-douchey alternative to wearing fedoras? Like, are panama hats ok?
Anonymous asked: As an asshole, I am constantly afraid that my sex isn't good enough. Do you have any tips on how to avoid being dumped?
Anonymous asked: Is there a female equivalent of wearing a fedora? I only really see them on dudes these days.
Anonymous asked: he wears a fedora
Anonymous asked: I thought the point of this blog was to get the juicy gossip on these depressing relationships?
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend told me he slept with another dude and I needed to be cool with it cause I wasn't fulfilling all his needs for sex. What should I do?
Anonymous asked: Yo... i don't even need to ask... i'm dumping this asshole.
