Yo, Should I Dump This Asshole?

Yo, ask us if you should dump the asshole that you're dating, and we'll tell you. From the mind that brought you http://yoisthisracist.com and the other mind that brought you https://twitter.com/sacharmathias

Anonymous asked: I dumped that asshole like six years ago now and EVERY DAY SINCE HAS BEEN BETTER. Never underestimate The Power of Dumping That Asshole(TM).

It’s not actually trademarked.

Anonymous asked: Yo, I wish this site had been around 10 years ago, when I started seeing my verbally and emotionally abusive, alcoholic ex. I wouldn't have wasted five precious years of my life with him! Actually, I might have, tho, cos I was a dingdong then (and I still am!) :(

:-(

Anonymous asked: "Yo, this person I'm dating is OBVIOUSLY a piece of shit and I can't decide if they're ENOUGH of a piece of shit so I'm asking a stranger ON THE INTERNET". -- My impression of everyone asking questions here

That is pretty on the nose.

wackyshenanigans asked: If you think your partner is an asshole and you are seeking a stranger on the internet's permission to dump them then your relationship is clearly not worth a damn.

OH WORD????

Anonymous asked: He's pretty much Archie Bunker and I can't condone any of his behavior or his values.... But he's nice to me, he's fun to be with, and he makes me happy like no other. I'm not dumping this ahole. Cool?

No, extremely uncool.

Anonymous asked: Yo. He blew off my birthday. And Valentine's. And Christmas. He has a million little things about myself he'd like me to "work on" but if I say the same to him he tells me I'm overreacting. That he is who he is, like it or not. Not sure I like any of it anymore. Should I dump this asshole?

Uh, yeah, obviously.

Anonymous asked: he's really sweet and i really like him but a. he's always at my house at weird hours??? like at 7 am and i don't ask him to be? or 11 pm when i get home from the airport? and he never tells me he's coming over? and b. i'm the "only person in the world he trusts" and that is a LOT OF PRESSURE

Yo, if that asshole can’t respect your personal space, he is not sweet.

Anonymous asked: I'm pretty sure he'll attempt suicide if I dump him. My relationship is now a hostage situation. :(

Uh, you should tell someone who can be responsible for him without putting themselves in emotional or physical danger and then get the fuck out.

Anonymous asked: he demanded to know an exact timeframe of when i'm going to get over the holocaust, "because he got over the potato famine a long time ago." i'm a jewish woman who had most of her family tree obliterated. his family is like 6th generation irish americans.

Why are you even remotely considering remaining together with this piece of shit?