Yo, Should I Dump This Asshole?

Yo, ask us if you should dump the asshole that you're dating, and we'll tell you. From the minds that brought you http://yoisthisracist.com
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mish-olson asked: I'm at a conference and this cute woman in the row ahead of me keeps turning around and smiling at me. Am I flirting?

No, she is. You’re on Tumblr.

Anonymous asked: How do I get my ex to stop contacting me without being an asshole about it?

Gotta be honest and firm and to the point. Tell them to please stop contacting you. If they continue to contact you, be like, “Yo. I asked you nicely. And I’m not trying to be an asshole, but you have got to stop contacting me or else I will begin to collect evidence against you for a restraining order.” Then be like, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anonymous asked: she asked to say hi to my female friend on the phone, so I let her and she started screaming at her and said "I'm the one who is down here fucking him" and then said some things to her that were warped to be more hurtful versions of some private stuff I told her that I should not have shared but did so after being interrogated for 5 hours (I feel really guilty about it and don't know how to apologize to my friend about it).

Dump this crazy asshole and then call up your friend and be like, “I’m really sorry about that but yo, I did dump that crazy asshole.”

Anonymous asked: he's a jerk but he's so fine

Sounds like you’re enjoying your early twenties.

Anonymous asked: every time i check this site and it hasn't been updated i will say fuck you. fuck you.

Yo, should I dump this asshole?

Anonymous asked: He wasn't an asshole, but I kind of was an asshole to him and he didn't dump me after and then I was repeatedly an asshole to him and he WOULDN'T DUMP ME. I had to dump myself b/c I clearly need to work on my shit to have a mature relationship. Was this correct?

Correct. Now go correct your shit.

Anonymous asked: Yo, okay my bf thinks he cheated on me a while back when he was on cocaine and now I hear news from a friend he's cheated on me a bunch of times. He's always talking to other girls and gets pissed when I tell him to stop. He hangs out with his exes all the time and whenever I talk to a guy he gets super defensive and yells at me.hes almost broke up with me because I changed my hair one time and told me I'm not worth fighting over (like actual fist fight) should I dump him?

Yes, definitely.

Anonymous asked: He won't back me up on the hobby lobby bullshit.

Look, there is never any reason to date right wing assholes who WANT TO CONTROL WOMEN. Shame on you for even having an argument with this asshole that didn’t end in “get the fuck out of my life” in less than 5 minutes.

Anonymous asked: Should I?

Yes.

Anonymous asked: He says that he wants to marry a virgin, that women need to compromise 80% of the time in a relationship because they're "more giving", that his mom can come and stay over for as long as she wants but not his wife's parents. He has issues with the fact that I eat organic food, listen to loud music and am super attached to my family. He says he hates my brother.

Why are you with this piece of shit?