Yo, Should I Dump This Asshole?

Yo, ask us if you should dump the asshole that you're dating, and we'll tell you. From the mind that brought you http://yoisthisracist.com and the other mind that brought you https://twitter.com/sacharmathias

Anonymous asked: Should I? That's all I googled. And I got here. Geez. I've gotta lotta company.

Welcome! And yes.

Anonymous asked: I like seeing that you are updating this page with more questions. Then I realize that those questions are depressing as shit. I'm conflicted. Should I dump you?

No.

Anonymous asked: Yo, can I give a shout out to my mom for finally dumping that asshole after 20+ years of abuse?

SHOUTOUT TO YOUR MOM

Anonymous asked: He's a sweetheart but embarrasses me by trying to rap.

:-(

Anonymous asked: Should I trust people?

Some of them yes, some of them no.

Anonymous asked: I dumped that asshole like six years ago now and EVERY DAY SINCE HAS BEEN BETTER. Never underestimate The Power of Dumping That Asshole(TM).

It’s not actually trademarked.

Anonymous asked: Yo, I wish this site had been around 10 years ago, when I started seeing my verbally and emotionally abusive, alcoholic ex. I wouldn't have wasted five precious years of my life with him! Actually, I might have, tho, cos I was a dingdong then (and I still am!) :(

:-(

Anonymous asked: "Yo, this person I'm dating is OBVIOUSLY a piece of shit and I can't decide if they're ENOUGH of a piece of shit so I'm asking a stranger ON THE INTERNET". -- My impression of everyone asking questions here

That is pretty on the nose.

wackyshenanigans asked: If you think your partner is an asshole and you are seeking a stranger on the internet's permission to dump them then your relationship is clearly not worth a damn.

OH WORD????